Anti-Otaku Squad Application T.W2 | waddles
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- What do you hate most about anime?: [i[/i]
As a young boy who grew up with the pride of a long day's work and coming home each day to a steaming hot cup of joe and a family who supported me, the lifestyle grew harder and harder. I would wake up every morning to the sweet smell of bacon and put on my trousers' to have a nice breakfast with my family. I would put on my finest work clothes and I would start up the old Volkswagen and here the girl pur. The boy from a couple houses down with toss the morning paper and I would read it during my lunch break. I would drive through traffic for awhile until I can see and smell the smog in the air. It was sometimes un-bearable but I know this is what I have to do for me and my family to get by. I try to find the nearest spot to park the car, I walk over to the factories and try to find the job for today. A manufacturing plant takes me for the week and I try my best to get by. The air in the factory is so unbearable and the machines spitting out the smoke just make it worse and worse. Thin layers of smoke build up on my skin and my clothes. Once the night hits I am still working away, I only got 4 hours of sleep last night because I was watching over my new-born. My eye-lids get heavier and heavier and I accidentally tilt the handle to much as a I almost fall over from exhaustion and it blows a fuse in the machine. The foreman takes me aside and hands me my walking paper's and the day's pay. The pay for the day might get us by for 1 meal but I decide I'm going to have to not eat the rest of the week so I can have enough food for the family. I start up the car and drive through the town to get home at the late hours of the day with just enough gas to make it to the end of the block before the car loses all of it's fuel. Good thing my friend tommy lives at the end of the block and he and his boy helped me push in the car the rest of the way. Tommy and his son seem so close and I can only wish my boy back at home can do the same for me. My boy Mathew doesn't really to awfully to much. He didn't take up sports or nothing else. I walk inside and my wife is feeding the new-born. I hold my baby but I can feel he's so abnormally light. He's not looking to good and it seems we are going to have to bring him in for a check up. I 've been sacrificing everything I can to put food on the table. Mathew is no where to be found for supper so I walk into his room. "How was sch......"
"OH DAD IT'S NOT WHAT IT LOOKS LIKE"
I gander at my son, he is disgusting.
"Dad, this is what I a......"
(son gets 360 noscoped)
"I worked to damn hard in life to for you to be a discord mod and watch anime all day"
(spits on son, then proceeds to tea-bag him as he let's out his final breath, I then proceed to put a Newport in his mouth and give him some Hennessey to at least make him normal for his final moments)
That's why I hate anime.
- Are you in the Otaku Squad?:
Negative
- Have you ever watched anime? (If yes please explain):
I accidentally clicked on a link that a Russian man sent me that was a 1 second clip of Haikyuu!! after that I hammered my mobile device to a pulp and chopped my finger that pressed that disgusting link then traveled to Russia to look for that despicable man.
- Do you own a body pillow? (If yes please explain):
If my smoking hot girlfriend is a body pillow then yes.
- Why do you want to join Anti-Otaku Squad?:
I want to make fun of weebs aka
@Ldcommish - Have you ever dated a furry or intend to in the future?:
Ok hear me out right, male weebs that like mangas or anime is just down right disrespectful to their parents and humanity, but if a girl respects anime then maybe yes I maybe be acting a little different. I wouldn't simp though but ya know.
- How many nukes were dropped on Japan?:
The United States still has a stock pile of 6,815 nuclear warheads still available ready to be used on any unsuspecting weeb.
frick anime! if the owners of the board can come back to life to just revive the legacy of this great board and put it into my hands to destroy all the weebs I would not let them down.
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Topic: Waddles Hates Weebs (Read 573 times)
