Author Topic: Toliet Paper Now Accepted as Currency (Read 1682 times)

balon · « **on:** April 01, 2020, 12:59:04 am »

Greetings TangoWorldWide friends,

As of today, we will be officially accepting Toliet Paper for donations made by the @Sales team on discord. In the rough recent times of the coronavirus taking over the globe and shortages of paper materials to wipe your buttox has grown, we think it is only appropriate to consider Toliet Paper as what it is, paper gold, and accept it as currency for TangoWorldWide.

We've decided on a pricing breakdown as follows:
1x Rolls (1ply): $1 USD Value
1x Rolls (2ply+): $5 USD Value
3x Rolls (2ply+): $20 USD Value
5x Rolls (2ply+): $40 USD Value
10x Rolls (2ply+): $70 USD Value
20x Rolls (2ply+): $120 USD Value

Once we have control of all of the toilet paper supply in TangoWorldWide, we will open up our own shop tangopaper.com.

Thank you for supporting our new business ventures. Feel free to leave feedback below.

xtra · « **Reply #1 on:** April 01, 2020, 01:02:42 am »

buying tango's entire stock rn bet

Vision. · « **Reply #2 on:** April 01, 2020, 01:05:39 am »

the people who stocked up for 20+ years flexin right now

~~dudeman~~ · « **Reply #3 on:** April 01, 2020, 01:05:47 am »

yoooooo

Big Booty · « **Reply #4 on:** April 01, 2020, 01:05:53 am »

Leaves are a great substitute for toilet paper as long as you wash and let them dry. Plus, they are all natural and eco friendly. Just dont get the crunchy ones!

How do we ship our TP to Tango?!?!!!?!