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anyone else think guns are for pussies?
« on: March 13, 2019, 12:00:25 am »
guns are for pussies. People don’t need them. I prefer to use medieval weaponry. About a week ago, some 4 young urchins were attempting to rob my manor when I came down on them with my halberd. I managed to split one down the middle, but I couldn’t lift it to fight the other 3. My chainmail blocked their blows and let me make the flight of my stairs to my ballista. As they ran up, I fired the wooden beast nailing two to the wall. The last one spared no chance, as I laid hands on the claymore I keep on my coat of arms. I first cut him on the sword arm and laughed as I beheaded him, knowing I needed no guns to defend myself or my property.

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Re: anyone else think guns are for pussies?
« Reply #1 on: March 13, 2019, 12:02:26 am »
I agree, without my trusty scimitar I'd have been easy bait for those bandits over in the arab desert, but because I held my weapon close to me, those infidels never knew what was coming!

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Re: anyone else think guns are for pussies?
« Reply #2 on: March 21, 2019, 12:09:03 am »
More of a shield + spear man myself but I get what you mean.
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Re: anyone else think guns are for pussies?
« Reply #3 on: April 11, 2019, 11:51:44 pm »
boh... just a lil' *brahhh* over here and a *BRAH* *BRAH* over there and the problem's solved...
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Re: anyone else think guns are for pussies?
« Reply #4 on: May 02, 2019, 08:38:30 pm »
Swords are for incels; a REAL man would use a bow and arrow with special magic infused in each Arrow.
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Re: anyone else think guns are for pussies?
« Reply #5 on: May 02, 2019, 09:03:10 pm »
When you were partying

I studied The Blade

When you were having premarital sex

I mastered The Blockchain

While you wasted your days at the gym in pursuit of vanity

I cultivated Inner Strength

And now that the world is on fire and the barbarians are at the gate you have the audacity to come to me for help?

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Re: anyone else think guns are for pussies?
« Reply #6 on: May 03, 2019, 08:58:13 am »
Own a musket for home defense, since that's what the founding fathers intended.

Four ruffians break into my house "What the devil?" As i grab my powdered wig and Kentucky rifle, blow a golf ball sized hole through the first man, he's dead on the spot.

Draw my pistol on the second man, misses him entirely because it's smooth-bore and nail the neighbors dog.

I have to resort to the cannon mounted at the top of the stairs loaded with grape shot "Tally ho lads!" the grape shot shreds two men in the blast. The sound and extra shrapnel set off car alarms and blow out every window in the house.

"Fix bayonets!" and charge the last terrified rapscallion, he bleeds out waiting on the police to arrive since triangular bayonet wounds are impossible to stitch up.
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Re: anyone else think guns are for pussies?
« Reply #7 on: May 03, 2019, 12:34:29 pm »

Draw my pistol on the second man, misses him entirely because it's smooth-bore and nail the neighbors dog.


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Re: anyone else think guns are for pussies?
« Reply #8 on: May 11, 2019, 11:31:08 pm »
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